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I'm Sorry



Regular price $6 each

LABEL FRONT:
I'm Sorry
I don't know what to say. I only know what to drink.

LABEL BACK:
I’ve seen enough TED Talks to know that expressing empathy is a good way to signal you’re not a sociopath. So. Now that you know I don’t have a personality disorder, you can feel comfortable accepting alcohol from me. And I can feel comfortable revealing that whenever I’m in one of my listening-to-Chris-Isaak-on-repeat moods, I like to drink wine out of a pint glass and eat frozen Cool Whip from a bowl on my tummy. I guess what I’m saying is: I’m here for you. And also I have Cool Whip.

SPECS:
Full-color adhesive wine label
5" x 10" 

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