Put those brats to bed and get your me-time on!
I’m saying this to you as someone who knows that deep down inside that frazzled diaper-brain of yours, there’s a person who reads books and wears white shirts and sometimes uses a hairdryer. You need to go on a date with that person. ASAP. No sitter. No restaurant. Definitely no pants. Just you, yourself, a glass with no top, and a bottle full of something that didn't come out of your boob. Clean, dry, rash-free bottoms up!
Full-color adhesive wine label
5" x 10"