You're Getting Married
To the same private parts for the rest of your life.
Monogamy. Say it. Monahhhhgamy. It sounds like wood that’s dark and sturdy and good for making desks. Which makes sense because, just like marriage, desks are commonly associated with adulthood and crushing amounts of work. Unlike marriage, you can leave a desk every day at five and go do whatever you want. Unless of course, you find the right desk: one that really “gets” you and doesn’t care that diabetes runs in your family. That’s the kind of desk you wanna sit at...forever.
Full-color adhesive wine label
5" x 10"