You're Having an Existential Crisis
Really? This again?
If there’s no point to anything and life is just a meaningless ball of chaos and despair, then why the fuck are we not drinking faster? If I’d known you were Camus-ing this hard, I would’ve brought two bottles. Actually, since you don’t care about anything (because existence is futile and blah blah blah global warming blah blah selfies), would you mind going on a booze run while I take off my pants and binge-watch The Kardashians?
Full-color adhesive wine label
5" x 10"