I Heard You're on a Cleanse
I guess you can just watch me drink.
No meat. Sugar’s out. You can’t even look at toast. Listen. I totally respect your decision to live on lemons, kelp, and green sludge for the next three-to-twenty days. But just cuz you’ve chosen to spend your free time boiling bone broth and monitoring your fecal output, that doesn’t mean I can handle the play-by-play sober. Since you’re obviously not gonna drink this GMO-riddled poison, I assume you won’t mind if I just finish the bottle.
Full-color adhesive wine label
5" x 10"