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Broke



Regular price $6 each

LABEL FRONT:
So, You're Broke
At least you're not fat.

LABEL BACK:
Destitute. Penniless. Insolvent. Tapped out. Dirt poor. Third world. Smoking butts you found in a gutter. However you label it, an empty bank account is no picnic. But it is a great diet! And honestly, you look amazing. Well, you look hungry. Mostly in a heroin-chic, artsy kind of way. You also look sad, but that’s why I bought you this bottle. Don’t worry, you can pay me later.

SPECS:
Full-color adhesive wine label
5" x 10" 

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