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Breakup



Regular price $6 each

LABEL FRONT:
Sorry You Guys Broke Up
At least you're still hot.

LABEL BACK:
It wasn’t meant to be. The stars weren’t aligned. Timing was off. Emojis were misinterpreted. What’s wrong with you? How did you not see it coming? Where are your pants? Who knows and who the fuck cares. Stop moping and take solace in the fact that you’re still an attractive human with body parts other attractive humans want to touch. Now let’s get hammered and take some Tinder pics.

SPECS:
Full-color adhesive wine label
5" x 10" 

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