birthday wine label greeting card delicate estates you're like really old novelty

Birthday



Regular price $6 each

LABEL FRONT:
Holy Shit It's Your Birthday
You're like, really old.

LABEL BACK:
Congrats on being a year older than you were the last time you felt really old. So what if you haven’t accomplished all (or any) of the things you thought you would? Nobody likes a bragger. You know what they do like? That thing when old people get drunk and say crazy shit because they’re tired and cranky and have lost the ability to give any fucks. I think this could be your year for that. We can start now.

SPECS:
Full-color adhesive wine label
5" x 10" 

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